What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 08:11
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
Thumbs down again.
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No, not a chance
What melts your heart every time without fail?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Still no good.
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.